7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.
i wish someone was craving my mcnuggies
this is so old why is it being reblogged just look at my old URL
my pregnancy scare prank I just pulled on my boyfriend for April fools was going well until he thought I cheated on him and now I’m just pissed off
but my hair looks too good right now to go to sleep
i’m dead i have died i am dead!!!! tonight was amazing and i can’t believe i grabbed my babydaddy’s hand (and ankle) and finally got to see him (my favorite person alive) live when i never would have thought i would get to. im SO HAPPY I LOVE YOU @feliciathegoat #tylerthecreator #baby 😍😍😍😍
note: baby alfonso is not a fan of grass
my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.
im at that disturbing part of my relationship where when i dont get to see my boyfriend after work now I want to kill everyone who talks to me the following day :-)