hi im emily
i dont even know what this blog is anymore


7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs


men’s back muscles let you know that god is real


feeling very no today 


I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.



i wish someone was craving my mcnuggies

What fuck?

this is so old why is it being reblogged just look at my old URL

my pregnancy scare prank I just pulled on my boyfriend for April fools was going well until he thought I cheated on him and now I’m just pissed off

but my hair looks too good right now to go to sleep

i’m dead i have died i am dead!!!! tonight was amazing and i can’t believe i grabbed my babydaddy’s hand (and ankle) and finally got to see him (my favorite person alive) live when i never would have thought i would get to. im SO HAPPY I LOVE YOU @feliciathegoat #tylerthecreator #baby 😍😍😍😍

note: baby alfonso is not a fan of grass


my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

im at that disturbing part of my relationship where when i dont get to see my boyfriend after work now I want to kill everyone who talks to me the following day :-)


"talk dirty to me"