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hi im emily
i dont even know what this blog is anymore




guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

katara:

feeling very no today 

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

shopoplop:

gaynalsex:

i wish someone was craving my mcnuggies

What fuck?

this is so old why is it being reblogged just look at my old URL

my pregnancy scare prank I just pulled on my boyfriend for April fools was going well until he thought I cheated on him and now I’m just pissed off

but my hair looks too good right now to go to sleep

i’m dead i have died i am dead!!!! tonight was amazing and i can’t believe i grabbed my babydaddy’s hand (and ankle) and finally got to see him (my favorite person alive) live when i never would have thought i would get to. im SO HAPPY I LOVE YOU @feliciathegoat #tylerthecreator #baby 😍😍😍😍

note: baby alfonso is not a fan of grass

spermbanker:

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

im at that disturbing part of my relationship where when i dont get to see my boyfriend after work now I want to kill everyone who talks to me the following day :-)

buildabitchworkshop:

"talk dirty to me"

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